Tuesday, October 16, 2012

The Baptism of an "Almost Christian"

IIPM Review Ranking/Rankings Across India


By awarding a narrow win at Iowa to Mitt Romney, the conservative base has given a clear signal that they'll rather have a Mormon in White House than a "Leftist”

It is singularly impossible to explain to non-Americans who exactly Mormons are and what are their beliefs. I mean it is difficult for an audience who generally tends to identify Christians as Catholics or Protestants to comprehend what kind of religious-socio dogma Mormonism is. And that is precisely why it is difficult for them to understand why even a near-tie achieved at the Iowa Caucus by Mitt Romney is no less than a triumph.

In short, Mormons are basically Wahhabis in tuxedos with equally bizarre sets of rules and regulations, many of which are anathema for regular Evangelical Christians. Although they have reformed under pressure both from inside and outside, the Evangelicals, at the most, regard them as “almost there” Christians and not the true-blood kind. And US watchers will tell you that it is a big consideration when voters get out of their homes in the Midwest to vote. And that is why with a tie at Iowa, Mitt Romney has given a clear signal that he is here to stay.

Returns from nearly all of the 1774 precincts showed both Romney and his closest rival Rick Santorum with 25 per cent votes whereas moderate Republican Ron Paul polled a solid 22 per cent, which was good but not good enough. A state that polled a hundred thousand-plus votes, the difference between Romney and Santorum was merely eight votes. It was a dead heat in the truest sense of the word.

Among the other candidates, Newt Gingrich polled a paltry 13 per cent, followed by Rick Perry, 10 per cent, and Bachmann with 5 per cent. It has also been made clear by the officials that they will not go for recount even if the difference is of a single vote. Although the result appears inconclusive prima facie, it has offered some interesting answers.

Let's start with Ron Paul. Any casual listener who has heard Ron Paul speak might mistake him for a Left-wing Democrat on a delightful sunny morning.

His opinions on a range of issues such as war in Afghanistan, a possible war in Iran and a host of others would be music to the ears of liberals. That they will appear as musical to conservative ears to fetch him a respectable 22 per cent in Iowa has surprised even the pundits.

Matt Stoller, a fellow at the Roosevelt Institute and a Republican watcher, tells TSI, “The most puzzling character in Congress, ideologically considering, is Ron Paul. The fellow is a Republican for all technical purposes, who is also an unswerving opposer of American empire and big finance. His concepts on the Federal Reserve, earlier fluid, has grounded itself recently, and he has taken potent runs at President Obama on what appears an obscure theme of monetary policy. Paul never goes by the rules of engagement and that is why while old pamphlets bearing his name showcase apparent white supremacy, he is probably also the lone outstanding politician, let alone Presidential candidate, who agrees openly that the drug war in the US has racist origins. That this fellow has bagged so much among the ultra-conservatives is evident that people here are really fed up with old politicking.” Now that surely is a compliment coming from a liberal. And Ron Paul seems to deserve this. How much will he sustain in the long run is not very clear but he definitely has managed to pull out his libertarian message from the fringes and put it in the mainstream.

On the other hand, what Rick Santorum has managed from Iowa is also nothing short of an achievement considering he is considered by the Republican rank and file as an “upstart” who even lost the Senate run 6 years ago. Also, Santorum's purse is hopelessly lighter than both Paul and Romney when it comes to that and that is why his campaign in Iowa was a curious (and definitely intelligent) mix of some crisp speeches, ground strategies and less goodies. But having said that, one must not discount the fact that he would have never been the first choice of Evangelicals had he been fighting against anyone but a Mormon Mitt Romney. It won't be an exaggeration to say that many of those who voted for him don't actually like him. But they hate Romney more. However, it will be difficult for him to repeat the performance in upcoming caucuses and primaries specially those in North Carolina and New Hampshire, which are up next, in the absence of funds and volunteers.

That leaves us with Newt Gingrich. Gingrich is everything that Ron Paul is not. Gingrich is from the creed that still believes that Republicans are stuck in the Reagan-Bush era and need more than occasional pep talks. On his sober days, Gingrich appears to be on a mix of Ecstasy and Acid. Under the hangover of hubris, he gives a few social anthropology lessons to Americans on races and people who have been “invented” and who haven't. But that was before a sustained campaign by a few lobby groups pulled the carpet from beneath his feet. Talking to TSI, Joel S. Hirschhorn, a political scientist and sociologist based at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, says, “His [Newt Gingrich] candidacy offers an important chance for a new, bigger form of failure that could elucidate to most Americans just how damaged the electoral system is. Counter intuitively, a President Gingrich could help resuscitate American democracy. He is the failure we have been waiting for, just the right old, fat, loud mouth, hypocritical white guy. I mean how low can you go.” Ouch. That would have hurt.

His below average performance in Iowa has virtually hammered the death-nail in his campaign for all practical purposes. Technically speaking, he can still revive his campaign but that will need either a colossal blunder or a damaging skeleton-in-the-cupboard on Romney's or Santorum's part to do that.

Perry and Bachmann at the most can be called “also rans”. And that pretty much leaves us with the dapper Willard Mitt Romney.

“All three of us will be campaigning very hard... This is a campaign night where America wins. [Obama is] a president who is a nice guy but who may be in over his head. ...This has been a failed presidency. ...I think he gets his inspiration from the social welfare states of Europe,” Romney said after his win.

His winning speech gives a clear idea how his campaign has shaped in all these weeks. To start with, he has focused more on the failures of Obama in his speeches than on the possible inability of his fellow Republican aspirants to challenge him. And that has struck a chord with the voters. Such has been the fear-mongering about a possible shift to Leftist policies that even Iowans finally decided that they will have an 'almost' Christian in the White House than a “Leftist”.

But that's purely the thinking of the conservative base. Polls suggest that the majority of Americans still believe that President Obama is not the cause of economic uncertainty. He has just inherited it from the Bush administration. Unless the Euro-zone crisis goes spiral and its effect is seen on the US economy, things will only improve for President Obama in the run-up to Election Day. Also, lately, Obama has been very categorical and clear in his criticism of Republicans in the Congress. More and more voters have begun to shift the blame from Obama's administration to the acts of GOP Congressmen. Under the circumstances, Romney's bellicosity vis-a-vis Iran will only evoke the dreaded gung-ho, trigger happy Bush era. And that will push more and more indecisive voters towards Obama.

A ridiculously few of these voters would ever be expected to root for a Republican. Having said that, a president who managed to win the election with merely 53 per cent of the popular votes does not have a comfortable enough margin to simply sit back and do nothing. Among other things, Obama also needs to seriously do something to uplift the ever sinking morale of his one-time ardent supporters. And that won't be easy at all.

It is in through these breaches that Romney has seen his realistic chance to topple him. But he needs to buck up. Iowa results have in fact again raised questions on Romney's ability to build support beyond the 25 per cent level that he seems to have held for quite sometime now. And this when Republican and Democrat experts both agree that he will be the only formidable challenge to Obama who will have a realistic chance to unseat him.

And if you look at it through that prism, the actual winner who has come out of the Iowa caucus is none other than President Obama. He'll have another month or two to set his house in order as the Republicans will slug it out in state after state. A definite result at Iowa wouldn't have necessitated it.


Sunday, October 14, 2012

21.12.2012: Apocalypse Now?

IIPM Review MBA 2012


Is this the end or a new beginning? Making sense of all the wild doomsday prophecies that are swirling around us. A TSI Exclusive

Is doomsday knocking on our doors? Well, it depends on how sturdy our doors are. Many centuries ago, a Mayan calendar ‘predicted’ the end of the world in 2012. For those with a rational bent of mind, this would be a whole load of hoary gobbledygook. But there might be large swathes of people out there who believe that before this year ends, the world that we know will be gone.

Though there is no credible evidence to support this long-standing prognostication, a fascination with apocalyptic horror tales is ingrained deep down in the collective human consciousness. And we aren’t just talking climate change, runaway pollution, depletion of natural resources and a nuclear holocaust, which are real threats to the well-being of the universe.

There is something beyond these explainable phenomena that troubles our thoughts. Just the other night, many village folk in parts of north India stayed up till sunrise because they feared they would turn into stone if they went to sleep. Yes, that is how ridiculous it can get in a country where Faith is almost always an eyeless, if not feckless, entity. History is replete with stories of mass destruction and natural calamities, and mythology from around the world abounds in tales of devastating celestial events.

Over the centuries, prophets and sages have narrated chilling tales of an unseen power that could one day, in the wink of an eye, strike everything out of existence. Just like that, in a jiffy. Imagine fire and brimstone raining from the sky and reducing the world to cinders or flash floods flattening the Earth we inhabit into a mangled, unrecognisable splotch. Such imagined cataclysms make for great stories.

But that apart, the concept of the “End” – in other words, Judgment Day – is an integral part of the world’s great religions. Some have prophesied a complete annihilation of the world with no trace of life surviving in its aftermath, while others have ordained that the end of one age will be followed by the beginning of another.

Some give us hope by predicting the resurrection of Messiahs, while others deprive us of little mercies by providing the gory blow-by-blow details of the hours of destruction. Doomsday of some kind or the other is a distinct concept in every religion, be it Christianity, Islam or Hinduism, which explains why it has such instant acceptability. The calendar of the ancient Mayan civilization, which originated in 2600 BC in Yucatan and reached its zenith around 250 AD in what is today Mexico, Guatemala, western Honduras, El Salvador and northern Belize, comes to an abrupt, unexplained halt on December 21, 2012. And that date is perceived by fear-mongers as a sign that thereafter there will be nothing left of the world that we live in.

Take that with a fistful of salt. “Doomsday is a typical Western concept,” says tarot card reader Sonal Varma. “The Earth is said to have a life span of four billion years. Humanity will not be wiped out in a day. The depletion of the Earth’s resources is only a gradual process. And it is a process that could well be reversed.”

Astrologer Pawan Sinha explains that some of the Mayan calendar predictions – for example, the New Orleans deluge and the Indian Ocean tsunami – have come true. “So some people tend to believe that its doomsday inference might not be off the mark either,” he adds. He points out that once every 89 years, the Sun undergoes a change, which affects human beings and flora and fauna. “The year 2012 marks the beginning of the next cycle of 89 years,” he says. “So we might see some changes, but they will happen gradually. After all, doomsday doesn’t come in a day.”

According to Hindu beliefs, time revolves in "yugas" or ages. The universe was created in the "Satya yuga" and its destruction will be brought about by Lord Shiva at the end of the "Kali yuga" and after Kalki, the tenth "avtaar" or incarnation of Lord Vishnu, has appeared to cleanse mankind of its sins.

In Islam, the Day of Judgment or "Yawm ad-Din", meaning the day when the Almighty will assess all human beings, is a crucial concept.

According to documented texts, the Day of Judgment is preceded by the end of the world which would not come until the appearance of some distinct signs, including smoke, Dajjal or anti-Christ, the rising of the sun in the west, the emergence of Gog and Magog, and three huge earthquakes. However, according to Islamic belief, there is no definite timeline for the destruction to take place; only Allah knows when that would happen.

In Christianity, the second coming of Jesus Christ is the chief phenomenon. According to the Book of Revelation, death and suffering will continue to exist until Christ has returned. Most scholars of Christianity see Revelation in reference to events which have not come to pass as yet, but which will come to pass at the end of the age, and the end of the world. Chennai-based astro-occult scientist Vikravandi V Ravichandran has a question: “The Mayan civilization itself exists no more. Did they ever predict their own extinction? If they knew when the world would end, wouldn’t they have also known about the demise of their own civilisation?”

Ravichandran also cites previous doomsday predictions, including the one made by Nostradamus in the 16th century, which turned out to be hoaxes.

“(American psychic) Jeron Criswell (he died in 1982) had predicted that the world would end in 1999 as a result of a disturbance in the Earth’s magnetic field. It never came to pass. In the 18th century, a British nun had predicted that earthquakes and wars would be apocalyptic and the world would be destroyed by 2000 AD,” he says.

The world does face many threats to its continued existence, but doomsday, as Sri Sri Ravi Shankar stresses (see interview), happens only in Hollywood blockbusters.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Ten things to die for...

IIPM Review MBA 2012


Hum intezar karenge tera qayamat tak Khuda kare ki qayamat ho aur tu aaye (I will wait for you till doomsday comes, May God wish for doomsday and hasten your arrival)

Urdu poet and lyricist Majrooh Sultanpuri must have longed for doomsday for sure. But who knows if his beloved ever arrived! If doomsday did come, would the poet have lived to see another day?

Former Prime Minister Indira Gandhi, too, probably had a foreboding. Why else would she have got a time capsule buried in Red Fort in Delhi on August 15, 1973. The 'history' contained in that pot became the talk of the town.

It is 2012 and everyone is talking about doomsday all over again. What if the world does indeed come to an end this year? What would we, as a nation, want to pass on for posterity – if there is one – to remember us by?

Anand Prakash and Sanjay Srivastava draw up a bucket list of ten things/concepts/symbols that define the India of 2012, things that would necessarily make the cut if another time-capsule were to be lowered into the bowels of the earth.

Lathi
For the rest of the world, the pen might be mightier than the sword. But in the Indian context, nothing can be stronger than the lathi. Via Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, the wooden staff became a totem of our freedom struggle. From political firebrands battling for a cause to men in uniform staving off trouble to schoolmasters waving a firm hand at students, they have all wielded the lathi to great effect.

Jalebi
The juicy, crispy, yummy sweetmeat with many a delightful twist is an integral part of Indian street food. It not only satiates our collective proverbial sweet tooth, it serves as a great leveller in a mind-bogglingly diverse country, binding the rich and the poor, the south and the north, and the high and the low. Jai ho, jalebi!

Cuss words
Want to get something done in a rush? Hurl a choice gaali and see the kamaal unfold! In a land blessed with a multiplicity of languages and dialects, these colourful expletives that are used to soften up friends and enemies, and everyone else in between, emit just the right sound waves to dispel all prospective opposition. No blow is too low when a swear word is unleashed with intent and no effect that it has is too surprising! We are like this only.

Roti
The spherical, handmade wheat-bread makes the world go round in this part of the globe. In India, when we pray for our daily bread, it is roti that we always mean. The nation has its share of rice eaters no doubt, but can the roti ever be dislodged from our dietary spread, no matter which part of the country we live in? Roti-boti, rozi-roti and aatey-dal ka bhaav are inseparable from our upcountry patois. The parantha is, clearly, a neglected and limited species.

Uparwala
We probably hate the idea, but we are undeniably a land of snake charmers. India is home to a million superstitions and rituals. Every joy has a divine reason. And every woe is caused by God's wrath. Births, deaths, floods, droughts, lightning, thunder, happiness, sorrow, madness, delirium – everything is blamed on uparwale ki marzi (God's will). Thousands may die of snake bites every year in this country, but millions turn out every Nag Panchami day to celebrate the power of the serpents. Faith always wins even if life doesn't.

Song and dance
If literature is society’s mirror, cinema is its lens. But what this lens usually captures is a larger-than-life reality that demands a complete suspension of disbelief. Indian popular cinema peddles dreams and sugar-coated lies, but we love to lap it all up. Fashion, passion and tashan are the three pillars on which these yarns stand and whirl: India wouldn't be half as interesting a place without its 24-frames-a-second song and dance extravaganzas.

Paan
This is probably the only widely consumed edible item in the country – and the world – that is meant for nothing else but spitting out. The betel leaf juice is believed to activate the digestive system after a hearty meal, but this activity has defaced the innards of many of our monuments and other public edifices? But do we ever see red? A vital part of India's mass culture, we live with it in absolute harmony.

Joint family
The storyteller grandparents have become stories themselves. The joint family was supposed to be a specialty of this country. Grandparents, parents and children used to live under one roof. The oldest member used to be the head of the family. Call it the need of the hour or a modern-day compulsion, one can't live in a joint family today even if one wants to. Joint families are a thing of the past. Bring on the time capsule!

Kamasutra
The timeless text that turned carnality into an art is India's cultural meal ticket in the West. Nothing sells like sex. In a country where moral policemen frequently dismiss any overt display of sexuality as a Western aberration, the Kamasutra, a celebration of sexual adventurism, remains the essential riposte to all the killjoys who want to reduce India to a sexless land where you would do 'it' only to procreate and nothing else. Thank God for Vatsyayan!

Neta
Our political leaders are a breed so apart that they could put Marie Antoinette to shame. They are the butt of constant mass ridicule but they continue regardless, powered by the ballot. More than 60 years after Independence, their greed and incompetence have ensured that India languishes at the bottom of the human development index. Time was when the neta would hide under a Gandhi topi. Today, he has discarded all vestiges of purity. So, why would we want anybody to remember them? Simple. So that history isn't repeated!